"MY SITE IS TEH WIN"- me, after being exposed to too much tribes community	Christophercles  14/03/02 9:40pm   Mail Me
Sorry for not posting lately, ya'know, work and all. And lots of new games to play, and general laziness. Plus I'm Tribes 2'ing a lot more than I used to, since I'm now with [EL] tribe, and I'm having lots-o-fun doing that. I'm thinking of making some new additions to the site, like some kind of mini blog, updated once or twice a week, even though no one reads the site, if like to have it there, to voice my opinion to my web space. Im also going to separate the page into 10-post blocks, since ppl complain that the site also takes ages to load up. Some new links, and some new sections, and maybe an in-site daily comic/funny kinda thing, made by a mysterious source, just maybe. Also, i played the X-BOX today. Went to the local K-Mart, expecting to get to play the new and exciting HALO (not its not a parachuting game, idiot) and what was there? Some snowboarding game that hardly anyone has heard of and i didn't really take a shining too. Very  under-fucking-whelmed with the game they chose to display, but as for the system- very nice. All those people complaining about the controller- shut up. Its a very big controller in contrast to the others we have seen as standard with previous consoles, but is very comfortable, and has lots of very accesable buttons. Its kind of a hybrid of the gaystation-2 controller (rummbly, black and has two joysticks, if oddly placed) , and the dreamcasts (big, lots of buttons, not having to move to reach L1, R1 ect). The system seemed to run fine while i was playing it, but it did seem a little blurry, but i contribute that to the crappy cheapo T.V that they had it running on.  Anyway, on with the stupid shit- Light- i mean, PARKsabers. Quote: "Laser-cut stainless steel outer housing (Echelon only). T-6061 Aircraft Grade Aluminum machined to close tolerances. Streamline Design True 360° EL (electro-luminescent) lamp,¾" o.d. x ½" i.d. polycarbonite blade housing, Electro-Luminescent / Indiglo™ Lamp, 40" Long blade (36" out of the saber hilt), Easily detachable, Strongly secured, Virtually unbreakable" TUGBOAT I doubt that you havn't seen it, but its still really cool!   01000010010010010100111001000001010100100101100100000000 010101000110100001101001011100110010000001101001011100110010 000001110010011001010110000101101100011011000111100100100000 0110001101101111011011110110110000000000   GRAVILUX I love this god damned thing, i could play with it all day.

"CHRIS'S FAVORITE COMICS DAY"	Christophercles  3/03/02 2:34pm   Mail Me
REAL LIFE COMICS   PENNY ARCADE PROFESSOR ASHFIELD. I wanna be this guy when I grow up. 1. Because he is evil and has laser's 2. Because we both share a hate of that "zoom zoom" kid. PVP ONLINE. PENTASMAL. Diesel Sweeties MEGA TOKYO   USER FREINDLY I dont read this one so much anymore, but its still good for a read. MAC HALL Also a good one, but i cant be bothered posting a picture for it. http://machall.keenspace.com/

"grrrrrr midi's make my head hurt" - me, today.	Christophercles  3/03/02 2:34pm   Mail Me
EVIL WOMAN STALKED BY EVIL LENSE FLARES. Quote: Different cameras and different dates continue to manifest. In a few photos, there is actually a face that appears in one of Merkabah images. MESSAGE: " WE ALL HAVE THE ABILITY TO CREATE OUR MERKABAH TO TRANSPORT US, AS WE EVOLVE INTO GREATER INTELLIGENT BEINGS."   Black Hawk Down: for the people to lazy to buy a book. This is based on the book, not the movie, thank god. Its also cut down in size, for people who are lazy or just want a quick read. Also, this is the official nightstalkers site, they ask for donations, but what they really need is a good website. http://www.nightstalkers.com The coolmobile. Quote:"McLean admits he does spin in the wheel slightly when he stops or accelerates, but not some much as to stop the concept working." Uprade your remembery. Quote:"As president of the United States of Texas, it is important for me to remember a lot of things that need to be remembered. That means you need more memory for remembering things. It helps me to remember how to chew." Age of Empires 1: Press enter- Type: Jackbenimble. http://www.flingthecow.com/   Just so damned cool.   Quote: "Hello hello and happy 2002 to everybody out there!  Welcome to the new year here at the home of the Big T.  Did you know that 2002 is the year of the sock monkey in the Yiddish Zodiac?  I didn't think so."

"BRAIN OVERLOADED WITH QUOTES, CANT, CHOOSE" *falls unconscious on keyboard.*	Christophercles  27/02/02 10:20pm   Mail Me
Evil scientist, hamster experiments, 2 thumbs up. STUPID SCIENCE STUFF Molecules with funny names, what else could you need? QUOTE: "Luciferase This molecule is an enzyme which reacts with ATP to cleave luciferin, its substrate. This cleavage reaction causes the firey glow in fireflies and certain types of fish, hence its name." I JUST FOUND THIS REALLY PATCHETIC. Quote: "Welcome, friends, to ADOPT-A-TAELON, where you can adopt your very own Companion. Just download the Taelon of your choice and the banner, and voila! Your very own Taelon."   I JUST LOVE THIS SITE QUOTE: "Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet."   OMG THESE GUYS! SO K007!!! Don't stay to long, as I write this the midi is playing in the background and my brain hurts sooooo bad..... QUOTE: " The scene opens with a totally radical looking pirate at the foot of the mast.  There are clouds and a sky everywhere.  The pirate looks through his super telescope magnifier and is like, land ho!  He picks up his 9 million pound ship no prob and docks it on the deserted island.  Immediately a group of totally stupid ninjas and indians come out and start yelling loud and being crazy and scary at the same time. The pirate, knowing that he was in no danger at all, tells his parrot, Gargamel, to tell his crew to remain on the poop deck."   PING, PONG! I know I've posted this on the boards before, but that's because its just so damned cool!

"Matthew testosterone is what you'll never have" "no I have it, just not much, that's why my tits are so big"	Christophercles  13/02/02 11:34pm   Mail Me
Sorry for not updating over the past few days ppl, but I just got civilization 3 and its taking over my life!! I cant help it, games ownz me!!.

"What animal buzzes, and has the power to lift a bin full of bottles? I don't know, but its following me....."	Christophercles  13/02/02 11:34pm   Mail Me
Look kids! its Harry potter! A guide on how to perform real spells from reliable sources such as D&D & Harry potter. Quote: "Test Method:   To test this, I will climb onto the roof of our garage, leap off, and shout the verbal component - which I suspect in this case may be "Mary Poppins."  If the spell works, I should float to the ground like the suggested feather. Results: Attempt failed.  Children traumatized; oldest daughter resorted to poking daddy with a stick to determine signs of life.  Driveway is very hard.  Ow." Galaxy spinning the wrong way. Apparently a galaxy is spinning the wrong way it should be. Pretty interesting. You don't care you say? well I DO and I made this so :P Quote: "NGC 4622 suggests that maybe people do not know all that there is know about spiral structure yet. Our study may lead to a new understanding of spiral arm production in galaxies," ". A Hubble observatory photo shoot indicated which edge of the galaxy tilts closer to the Earth, allowing the astronomers to determine the spin of the galactic oddball." Nasa states- "like Wtf?" A SPACE probe launched 30 years ago has come under the influence of a force that has baffled scientists and could rewrite the laws of physics. Diagram- !!CLICK ON ME!! Article- I am chasing these explamation marks- !!! PAPER CLOCK Kinda cool. VIKING NAME CONVERTER. find out what your norse name is. Ummm horse..... !!!TUK TUK TUK TUK TUK TUK TUK TUK!!!! (youll get it when u see it) GATWIK 4!

"Community contribution day!!! (and other stuff)"	Christophercles  13/02/02 11:34pm   Mail Me
If you are easily offended, piss off! and don't click on this link-Fuckshitpiss (R3Volution) If not, click on this link- Fuckshitpiss   A site pt would be proud of. (agent 006) Quote: "The scene opens with a totally radical looking pirate at the foot of the mast.  There are clouds and a sky everywhere.  The pirate looks through his super telescope magnifier and is like, land ho!  He picks up his 9 million pound ship no prob and docks it on the deserted island.  Immediately a group of totally stupid ninjas and indians come out and start yelling loud and being crazy and scary at the same time." CANADIAN WARSHIP SEIZES TANKER IN... WAIT... CANADA HAS A WARSHIP? Quote: "Nobody was more stunned than we were," said Kali Omari, first mate of the seized vessel. "We saw this frigate steaming toward us, and we were worried, but then we saw the maple leaf on the flag, and we thought, 'Oh, Canadians. What the hell do they want?'" "They were armed. With guns," said Omari. "Canadians. With guns. And a warship. What is this world coming to?" Halo cs skin- Replace the t's with something cool. STAR WRECK. umm this is probably just for star trek nerds, but its still frickin funny. Btw: its it finnish. If you cant understand it, READ.

"<Agent--006> fuck fuck fuck" mirc 11:33 13/2/02	Christophercles  13/02/02 11:34pm   Mail Me
How could you go wrong with fire breathing dragons?   Sure, it may be insane, but that's how I like my chips. Quote:"Deducing EYE is very difficult and Cherry can only be determined by noting the apparent motion of the centre of mass"  May I be permmited to say- SMICK! Quote: "Device levitates without tethering, or use of external energy sources. Utilizes repulsive magnetic forces and stabilizing gyroscopic forces to produce this remarkable feat. This is a winning science project as well as a very interesting experimental device. Super levitator floats higher"

"who is your daddy, and what does he do?"	Cyberfelon  11/02/02 11:49pm   Mail Me
The "MAN" is on my my back MAN! As you can see from these pictures, the "man" or "werribee high school" as its known to the co-conspirators are trying to hack into my machine! just for trying to post stuff! but they didn't get far, oh no, coz ya see, where SMARTER than "them" man, i bet this goes all the way up to the PM!!! (ps: this is christophercles, not cyberfelon) Also, after seeing this, i had no choice but to put it here. As you will see, its stupidity is too strong for me to resist. POKERAP 1 POKERAP 2

You know what day it is?? L337 $P34K D4Y!!	Christophercles  10/02/02 11:44am   Mail Me
G47W1K R0X0RS!!!!!111 Dr. $euss R0X0RZ!!! Cl1Ck M3 Quote: "If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!"   FL4SH R0X0rZ!! The worlds best (ughhhh) flash movies.

QUOTE OF THE DAY: "Zorak: Why're you all still alive? Oh thats right, its only tuesday"	Christophercles  10/02/02 11:44am   Mail Me
Arg me harties, im gunna stab ye all in the eye. No not really, but I bet you were all really scared. ANYWAY [.404]Cyberfelon has started an initiative to reinstate DoD 1.0 as the new "thing" instead of 2.0, and he has a some community backing behind him. Check out DoD 1.0, see if you like that style of play better, and then give your piece. DOWNLOAD   And now for something completely cool.                                                                    THE LARCH And now for something ACTUALLY cool. This site has everthing ive probably EVER wanted, because its just so damned cool. Ill have too go spend all my money on junk food so i dont waste it on this stuff. CHECK OUT THE MINI 1GIG!!!! OMG!!

"Can I be a mongoose dog?"	Christophercles  9/02/02 10:38am   Mail Me
Some jokes- Interviewer: " So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?" General Reinwald: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting." Interviewer: "Shooting! that's a bit irresponsible isn't it?" General Reinwald: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range." Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?" General Reinwald: "I don't see how, ....we will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm." Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers." General Reinwald: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?"   Speedbird 206: "Good morning Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of the active." Ground: "Guten morgan, taxi to your gate." The British Airways 747 pulls onto the main taxiway and stops. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, ground, I'm looking up the gate location now." Ground (with typical German impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you never flown to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, in 1944. But I didn't stop."   Americans : Please divert your course 15° to the north to avoid a collision. Canadians : Recommend you divert YOUR course 15° to the south to avoid a collision. Americans : This is the captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again divert YOUR course. Canadians : No. I say again, divert YOUR course. Americans : This is the U.S.S. Missouri. We are a large warship of the U.S. Navy. Divert your course NOW. Canadians : This is a lighthouse. Your call.
Quote of the day: by Matthew sleeman: "What's is so funny?" "nothing Matthew" "Is it the fact that my breasts are bigger than most girls?"	Christophercles  9/02/02 9:14am   Mail Me
Sharereactor: the place for all extended demo/preview needs. 700 gigs of goodness. (note CSS does not approve of warez in any form)

"day 8. They keep saying the word camp, and that's what we are going to do. The word "CAMP" seems to bring up bad memories......."	Christophercles  9/02/02 2:51am   Mail Me
Home made movies..... I was gunna make a flash movie today, but I'm very lazy. Mark isn't though, and he has come up with a movie instead!!   The "just as evil, axis of evil"

Day 6. "I found out what "I.T" is. It seems to be a parrot of some kind. It chased me for hours. My head hurts so badly!"	Christophercles  7/02/02  9:01am   Mail Me
Looking for a present for a young family member? Look no further. I'm looking for a present for my new niece, I was thinking of splurging and buy an tank mounted gun for myself, but I think ill just get her an M style grenade launcher, wad'ya think?  GUNS FOR KIDS I hate these things, but I cant help but watch. EEK. (flash movie)     Oh yeah, and DoD 2 is out, but i guess you already know that :) DOWNLOAD

Day 5. I went back to the "scool" today, my captors kept yelling that we had "I.T" and that I had better run. I don't want to find out what IT is......	Christophercles  3/02/02  9:01am   Mail Me
RTFM N00b! Microsoft's guide on how to read the fucking manual. Battlefield 1942. Another cliché? Stream the movie here You can also get the movie from wireplay, if i knew how the hell to access files... that brings me to another point. "GIR! DO YOU WANT TO WAKE THE WHOLE WORLD?"   "i do" Anyone feeling sick? don't throw up till you've seen the new wireplay site!

Day 3. I escaped. Got to a place called "scool". I returned to the safety of my dungeon	Christophercles  3/02/02  9:01am   Mail Me
CYBERFELON ATTACKED BY STICKY TAPE WIELDING BANDIT!!! MOVIE- 186kb   Bridge Commander Preview, Possibly the first GOOD star trek game? Activision, learning from their mistakes in the past, has taken the venerable star trek: the next generation license to "totally games" the developers of famous star wars games such as "x-wing" and "tie-fighter" to develop what seems to be the most ambitious star trek title to date. BRIDGE COMMANDER PREVIEW   What Pre-1985 Video Game Character Am I? I turned out to be this- I cant say I'm all that surprised. See what you are- What Pre-1985 Video Game Character Am I?

Day 2. I've abandoned all hope... I was forced to eat Mr. Bobo.	Christophercles  3/02/02  9:01am   Mail Me
Well, it seems I have permission from Cyberfelon to leach his html,  so ill go on with it :) today we will have some more games oriented type stuff, and a competition. From the dude who brought you DE_Dust...... Dave Johnston, the man who made DE_Dust, and other counter-strike maps such as cobble and dust 2, as well as E.T.C, a memorable half-life single player mod, has released a sequel, with E.T.C 2. Check it out- ETC 2. Dave Johnston QUOTE:" I don't know what you want, but will this do instead? After 2.5 years, ETC 2 has been released." MoH ROX!!!! (sorry) Medal of honor has now been graced with its own "planet site" and its a damn good one if you ask me, and even if you don't. PLANET MOH   WIN A PRIZE! Sorry if the title was misleading a bit, but there wont be a prize, accept for my admiration, and a credit down the bottom stating you as someone who created the site :). ANYWAY  The competition is this- Whoever can create the coolest heading for the site- WINS! yes that's right, they win. I bet you didn't expect that. Send any entries too- Christophercles@hotmail.com   CYBERFELON ATTACKED BY STICKY TAPE WIELDING BANDIT MOVIE- 186kb And remember, Napoleon loves you.