Holy crap its been a while!! - me like, just before.

   Christophercles 
18/09/02 23:39

Welcome back, am I not the laziest bastard you have ever met? no, then I will try harder, I'm sorry.

Quite a few things have happened since my last post, 2 terms of school (hehehehe school) quite a few LAN's, the .404 radio show (which I will have to put a link to, as well as TNN when I get the time), and most importantly, the XBOX and the bundle of joy is. I wont go into details about it, since its so fucking great. Also I wont be censoring swearing anymore, since I have decided it has a use as emphasis. Yes FUCKING emphasis.

Another thing I will be doing is a blog, and yes I know that that whole "web log" thing is over, but I feel a need to vent my anger in pages and pages of angry swearing about my opinion of people who sit next to me and smoke and then accidentally spill ash on my nice clean black  pants. That will be featured next post.

Also, this post, which I promised, I don't know, 10 million years ago Incorporating the MP3-o-the week, thanks to the wonder full and oh so sex-c cyberfelon, who arranged for some ftp-space. Just click on the "MP3"link up the top. Really, did you have to have me tell you that? this week most people will hate it but its "Putting on the Ritz" which, while I HATE WITH VENGEANCE most things from the 80's, I like, for some reason.

Onto the constant stream of bullshit the internet constantly pours out.

 

UMBRELLA MAN

Geez, the kinda freaks you encounter when looking up "how to kill a man with an umbrella" on google.

"I remember scoffing the first time I read the notion that the Umbrella Man may have shot the President with some kind of dart using an "umbrella gun." Certainly there is overwhelming circumstantial evidence."

THE SIDEWINDER

In france, this would probably be called "Le sidewinder" or some crazy shit like that.

SIDEWINDER

"The SIDEWINDER™ is all the efficiency of conventional lawn edgers in a FRACTION of the time and effort!"

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