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Welcome back,
am I not the laziest bastard you have ever met? no,
then I will try harder, I'm sorry.
Quite a few
things have happened since my last post, 2 terms of
school (hehehehe school) quite a few LAN's,
the .404 radio show (which I will have to put a link
to, as well as
TNN when I get the
time), and most importantly, the XBOX and the bundle
of joy is. I wont go into details about it, since
its so fucking great. Also I wont be censoring
swearing anymore, since I have decided it has a use
as emphasis. Yes FUCKING emphasis.
Another thing
I will be doing is a blog, and yes I know that that
whole "web log" thing is over, but I feel a need to
vent my anger in pages and pages of angry swearing
about my
opinion of people
who sit next to me and
smoke and then
accidentally spill ash on my nice clean black
pants. That will be featured next post.
Also, this
post, which I promised, I don't know, 10 million
years ago Incorporating the MP3-o-the week, thanks
to the wonder full and oh so sex-c cyberfelon, who
arranged for some ftp-space. Just click on the
"MP3"link up the top. Really, did you have to have
me tell you that? this week most people will hate it
but its "Putting on the Ritz" which, while I HATE
WITH VENGEANCE most things from the 80's, I like,
for some reason.
Onto the
constant stream of bullshit the internet constantly
pours out.

UMBRELLA MAN
Geez, the kinda freaks you encounter
when looking up "how to kill a man with an umbrella"
on google.

"I remember
scoffing the first time I read the notion that the
Umbrella Man may have shot the President with some
kind of dart using an "umbrella gun." Certainly
there is overwhelming circumstantial evidence."
THE
SIDEWINDER
In france,
this would probably be called "Le sidewinder" or
some crazy shit like that.
SIDEWINDER

"The
SIDEWINDER™ is all the efficiency of conventional
lawn edgers in a FRACTION of the time and effort!"
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